10 Wrestling Facts We Didn't Know Last Week (March 8)

2. Rick Rude's Dildo Dream

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Now for something completely different.

Brian Blair told The Hannibal TV about a dream Rick Rude once had that the 'Ravishing' one wanted to turn into an actual angle. Brace yourselves, because this is rather wacky. It (almost) happened before both got to WWE and were working in Florida during the mid-80s.

Rude wanted to get a "giant dildo", slide it down the front of his airbrushed tights and work a match. According to him, all the girls in the crowd would just think he had a "giant johnson", but he'd whip it out following a ref bump, crack Blair over the head with it, then stuff it back in and cover him for the pin.

To his credit, Blair pointed out that there might be children in the audience that evening, and so he wasn't sure Rick's dream should become reality. That wouldn't be the last time Rude brought it up to Brian, and he was apparently obsessed by the thought of making it happen.

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