10 WWE Moments That Just Left Us Confused

6. Every Ultimate Warrior Promo

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Yes, yes, we know: what The Ultimate Warrior's manic ramblings lacked in coherency they made up for in intensity. Pretty much anybody who watched Big Jim, dripping with oil, grunt and snarl down the camera with vocal equaliser entirely absent, came away feeling at the very least intrigued. Though the manner of Warrior's almost primal rants was inspiring, the content was, without exception, ineffable.

Or to put it another way, complete gibberish.

Here's a snippet of one of Parts Unknown's finest philippics in the direction of early '90s bête noir, Hulk Hogan:

"You interfered with my pathways of communication to my warriors, Hulk Hogan! You, Hulk Hogan, control a force field around you that I am only beginning to understand!"

Stirring stuff. But quite, quite mad.

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