12 Best Songs About Professional Wrestling

1. Hot Chip - Wrestlers

Another track that uses wrestling terminology metaphorically rather than literally, this four-minute synth-based jam is comfortably the most gentle track on this list, and actually features some pretty smart lyrical allusions:

Here comes Four Jack,
Watch your back, watch your back,
He’ll charm you with the double axe,
And then he brings the tire tracks.

With 'Four Jack' being Mick Foley, I’m sure you can figure-out the rest.

Wrestlers is bright, whimsical, and uses wrestling language to tell a story of love and relationships. It’s an excellent modern pop song with a catchy piano riff, and that makes it stand-out from everything else on this list.

 
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Andy has been with WhatCulture for eight years and is currently WhatCulture's Wrestling Channel Manager. A writer, presenter, and editor with 10+ years of experience in online media, he has been a sponge for all wrestling knowledge since playing an old Royal Rumble 1992 VHS to ruin in his childhood. Having previously worked for Bleacher Report, Andy specialises in short and long-form writing, video presenting, voiceover acting, and editing, all characterised by expert wrestling knowledge and commentary. Andy is as much a fan of 1985 Jim Crockett Promotions as he is present-day AEW and WWE - just don't make him choose between the two.