12 Most INSANE Things Wrestlers Have EVER Said On AEW TV

3. Toni Storm (General)

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This list could be composed entirely of Toni Storm quotes.

Since turning into a sex-crazed film starlet, the ‘Whore You All Adore’, Storm, with her love of innuendo, gets off an incredibly filthy quote so often, she comes out with one every week. These things just gush out of her all the time, it’s remarkable. It should come as no surprise; she’s all the way into her character. She never slips out of it, even when she’s doing fan conventions and the like.

She once threatened to sock Deonna Purrazzo in that “box of hers”. When met with the challenge of Anna Jay, Storm promised to “clap those cheeks all the way back to Georgia”.

Storm is so great that she can put over her opponents and ridicule beloved commentators in the same, foul-mouthed quote. On Kris Statlander, Toni Storm put over her ability to execute deadly power moves: “You know, the last time I faced Kris Statlander, she dropped me on my head and I lost three inches - but then I saw Mr. Schiavone and got it right back”. (When she can actually focus and stop fixating on the “juicy muscles” of the women in the ring, she’s really great at commentary.)

While this technically wasn’t said on AEW TV - she was doing a date in STARDOM - Toni “revealed” that Stan Hansen once gave her a lariat, “but not with his arm”. What an incredible mental image she conjured here.

Basically, anything that comes out of Toni Storm’s mouth is eligible for inclusion. So much of it is beyond the pale - so much so that it’s bloody translucent.

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