12 WrestleMania 32 Worries For Smart Marks

9. John Cena Heals FAST

In recent weeks, nothing on the net has terrified the internet branch of the wrestling abuse victim community than John Cena€™s social media feeds. He is absolutely nowhere near the card but big match John has been doing the rounds to promote WrestleMania. For the masses he is a beacon guiding the way to festivities. To others he is the looming albatross of €˜Mania foreboding.

It was believed he was meant to be in the Undertaker match before his injury and while the alternative feels muddy, confusing and a bit divisive, the thought of Cena Adjusting the Dead man€™s attitude fills some with a cold, cold dread.

This is one of the most troubled WrestleManias to date, with injuries spreading like a monkey rage virus and booking covering both extremes of the creative spectrum. An appearance by John wouldn€™t exactly weaken the event and God knows enough legends are doing the same. His absence does provide time for guys to step out of his shadow though, if only in theory.

Of all the wrestlers on the injured list he is the one man they do not want to come back. At least the half of the Smark fraternity that refuse to accept him as an inevitability.

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Eddie is a writer, cinephile, TV fan and wrestling abuse victim from Newcastle. After receiving his film degree in London he returned home to lift boxes in the vein of an 80s montage... It's not as fun as it looks in the films.