15 Biggest Wrestling Narcissists

13. Rob Conway

Rob Conway
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AKA: The Con Man

After the tragic, catastrophic breakup of La Rsistance, turncoat Robrt Conwy traded in his beret and fleur de lis for a leather motorcycle cap and handlebar mustache to become The Con Man. He liked to do things The Con Way. He made impressed gesticulations at his own chiseled torso.

That was basically the depth of the character. He eventually started doing a discount Randy Orton thing where he bullied, like, Koko B. Ware. A bunch of legends assembled on Raw to beat him up, and that was pretty much it for Conway.

At least in WWE. In the time since his release, Conway's become a much more impressive force in the ring, even making his way to an NWA Championship reign in 2014. Despite that late-career triumph, nothing will ever be more memorable than his 2005 theme, "Just Look At Me", a Randy Newman-inspired easy listening number about how attractive he was supposed to be.

If you weren't paying attention to the lyrics, it was like this goon was making his way to the ring to the strains of the Toy Story theme.

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