15 Most WTF Romantic Moments In WWE History

6. Total Eclipse Of The Heart

In February 2007, WWE Diva Kristal Marshall was a babyface, flirting with babyface Smackdown General Manager Theodore Long. As any Teddy fan knows, the man can€™t resist a pretty face. Kristal was also a friend of then-babyface Vickie Guerrero, who needed a job. Teddy was persuaded to give her a role as his assistant, and the more Teddy found himself infatuated with his new squeeze, the more Guerrero found herself running the show in his absence. This storyline climaxed in the in-ring wedding itself, where after a long (long, long) list of interruptions, Teddy Long had a heart attack shortly before the ceremony could be finalised. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3xlpt_kristal-teddy-s-wedding_news The following week, with Teddy in a coma (I know, I know - it€™s serious) Guerrero was named the full time Smackdown General Manager. Unfortunately, Kristal would be released not long afterwards - the upshot of the angle was apparently intended to be that Kristal and Vickie had conspired to take Teddy Long out of the picture so as to gain control of the show, but that storyline never took place. Instead, Guerrero would turn heel two months later when it was revealed that she was in a relationship with superheel Edge and had been helping him attempt to regain the World Heavyweight Championship.
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