3. Lets Get It On
In a feud lasting for months over 2002 and 2003, Dawn Marie and Torrie Wilson would become related by marriage when Dawn Marie married Torries father Al in a wedding ceremony - you guessed it - on Smackdown in their underwear. Prior to that, however, Dawn had offered to call off the wedding if Torrie would sleep with her. Yes, you read that correctly. This was the level of storytelling that WWE was going for at the time - remember the whole Katie Vick fiasco? But the wedding would go ahead - and in the storyline, Al Wilson would succumb to a heart attack after too much vigorous sex on his honeymoon, leaving Dawn Marie a widow and her nemesis Torries stepmother. And then she attacked the grieving daughter at the mans funeral, hitting her over the head with a lamp, because shes a Disney Wicked Stepmother. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhYnCj_VsZU In response, Torrie Wilson defeated Dawn Marie at 2003s Royal Rumble in a Stepmother vs. Stepdaughter match, because that's literally the appropriate response to all of that heinous nonsense.
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