15. Its In His Kiss
Accidentally caught up in the Edge and John Cena feud of 2006, backstage interviewer and professional ditz Maria found herself a part of the main event in mixed tag team action on February 6ths RAW, when she got on the wrong side of the Rated-R Superstar and his paramour Lita after an in-ring interview went bad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOSlmlLtjLA Panicking about their upcoming high profile match, and worried that shed mess up and cost Cena the win, Maria came to find him backstage, flapping hysterically - because despite holding a pinfall victory over Victoria and having eliminated Torrie Wilson and Candice Michelle in a gauntlet match the previous month while playing a gutsy babyface character, she was all shrill babbling nerves at the thought of a mixed tag match. Naturally, the only - and I mean only - way for Cena to calm her down and build her confidence was to kiss her, suddenly and without warning (or permission). The mystical power of the blindsided smooch alone was sufficient to restore Ms. Kanellis equilibrium, because WWE dont like women very much.
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