15 Things WWE Wants You To Forget About Vince McMahon

10. The Genetic Jackhammer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58aTic-ZDV4 When you're a heel like Vince McMahon (and run the company) it basically gives you a license to do whatever you want. That meant he could book himself to have on-screen relationships with some of WWE's most gorgeous women. Vince wrote for himself to kiss, oggle and fondle a bevy of buxom lades because why not, eh? Let's run them down, shall we? Trish Stratus - Vince was paired with Trish in late 2000/early 2001. It was a very memorable romance, which led to a match between Stephanie McMahon and Trish and other notable segments (more on that later) Torrie Wilson - This was a ruse on Wilson's part, but Vince did get to kiss her on screen. Then he was caught (literally) with his pants down by his wife Linda, who had used Torrie to set up Vince. Stacy Keibler - She did a seductive dance to become his assistant on Smackdown although, in actuality, the role could more correctly be called Vince's sexretary. Sable - This was during Smackdown in 2003 when Vince was feuding with his daughter Stephanie and he would make out with Sable in the ring. What's interesting about this also is that Vince had an association with Brock Lesnar on screen and Brock would end up marrying Sable after they left WWE. Even more interestingly, Sable had previously sued WWE for sexual harassment. Hmmm... Candice Michelle - This relationship was silly as Candice would complain about a chest cold, Vince would stare at her breasts and things would go on from there. It was a bit over the top, even for Vince.