15 Ups & 3 Downs From Last Night's WWE Raw (July 29)

10. The Ultimate Cucking Yields A Pregnant Champion

Maria Kanellis 24/7
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The Mike/Maria Kanellis cucking storyline peaked last night, with Maria tracking her husband down to the locker room he'd locked himself in after becoming 24/7 Champion. "If you don't let me in right now, I'm going to knock down this door and kick you in your vagina," she yelled, prompting an audible snort from a corpsing commentator. Corey Graves, maybe?

We caught up with the not-so-happy couple again later on. This time, Maria ordered Mike to "get down on his back like [he] usually [does]." She was taking his 24/7 Championship and did so by planting a high-heeled foot on his chest, seemingly making Maria the happiest woman alive as the new "pregnant champion" laughed, smiled, and gloated her way back through the backstage area.

Maria as champion should be the source of much amusement as it's hard to imagine how anyone is going to pin her, short of disguising themselves as a doctor or catching her while she's asleep. The 24/7 division continues to yield the right kind of silly b*llocks.

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