15 Worst Catchphrases In Wrestling History
10. "If You Don't Got It, Get It! If You Don't Get It... Figure It Out!" - John Laurinaitis
Following the logic of this John Laurinaitis "gem" is like trying to look up your own rectum without a mirror. It requires a lot of twisting, and in the end you're still going to be staring at a bunch of crap that doesn't make much sense.
Most modern wrestling fans will remember (with red hot hatred) Laurinaitis as the wildly boring Raw GM in the dark years of 2011-12. But long before that, he was known as Johnny Ace, the innovator of the cutter manoeuvre, which inspired everything from DDP's Diamond Cutter to Randy Orton's RKO, and Matt Hardy's Twist of Fate.
He also innovated one of the most nonsensical catchphrases this side of R-Truth's "you gonna get got!" The difference is that Truth's was played for laughs, whereas Johnny Ace's little tongue twister was meant to be menacing in some way.
In what way? No clue. Still haven't "figured it out", honestly.