20 Best Wrestling Insults Ever

1. 'I'll Never Ever Forgive Your Mother For Giving Birth To You'

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Vince has always been particularly scathing towards his son Shane, most likely due to the similarities between the two and the natural tension of a father/son relationship.

This years's WrestleMania saw the two feuding once more, with Vince stamping on a picture of Shane as a boy and claiming not to have a son.

You could be forgiven for thinking that was the harshest words ever said from father to son, but years prior Vince told Shane something that not only insulted him, but implicated Shane's mother and father in the humiliation too.

It is a sentence that no child would ever wish to hear.

'I will never, ever forgive your mother for giving birth to you'.

You can use all the swear words in the world, all the direct insults and all the vulgarity in language itself, but the likelihood of finding something so damning, so insulting and so hurtful is pretty slim.

God bless you Vince McMahon, you crazy old man.

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Born in the middle of Wales in the middle of the 1980's, John can't quite remember when he started watching wrestling but he has a terrible feeling that Dino Bravo was involved. Now living in Prague, John spends most of his time trying to work out how Tomohiro Ishii still stands upright. His favourite wrestler of all time is Dean Malenko, but really it is Repo Man. He is the author of 'An Illustrated History of Slavic Misery', the best book about the Slavic people that you haven't yet read. You can get that and others from www.poshlostbooks.com.