20 Reasons Why Last Night's WWE Raw Reunion Was An Absolute Mess

5. What Are You Dancing To?

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A backstage area was dedicated to the “party”—the epicentre of the RAW Reunion, basically, in which the various Legends congregated to chat inane sh*t, and in which Sami Zayn very fairly pointed out how damaging and unnecessary and plain sad this all was.

Curiously, at this party, no music was playing. That was weird. Music is generally played at parties. More curious still, Torrie Wilson danced alongside Rikishi. To complete silence.

WWE is infamous at this point for being a place in which ostensible human beings do and say things no actual human being would do. Torrie Wilson danced to nothing.

“Should we play some music? Give this some basis in reality?”

“DANCING TO SILENCE IS SUCH GOOD SH*T!”

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