25 Most OUT OF POCKET WWE Attitude Era Moments
3. Triple H Tries Too Hard
Triple H was desperate to get over, and in 1998, he quickly realised that the most effective way of achieving this was to instruct all and sundry to fellate him. He didn’t invent the “Suck it!” catchphrase, but he sure had a great time saying it. But he did not stop there. In a bid to get even more over, he started to get very elaborate with both his requests and his descriptions of his penis. In a separate mention, in the famous bait-and-switch in which he promised to urinate all over the crowd, he said his member was “brick thick and made for the chicks!”
The problem here was that Triple H was prone to adding superfluous vowel sounds to the end of his sentences. The Rock buried him for this, when he mocked Triple H for adding “uh” to every word, but this wasn’t all. When Triple H said that it was made for the chicks, he awkwardly trailed off and said something like “chickens”, thereby inadvertently depicting himself as a zoophile.
In another example of Triple H trying too hard and eventually making zero sense, when DX were chumming around with Mike Tyson on Raw one time, he said the following: “But don’t worry: after you get pricked by my cactus, I’ll let you play with my prairie dog.”
Now obviously, this was some sort of innuendo - but what is he actually talking about?
By using two analogies, one after the other, he made it seem like he had two dicks. The word “after” is key here. There’s just one explanation: Triple H had two dicks, one of which was covered in spikes. Shouldn’t the catchphrase therefore have been “Suck them!”?