5 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (March 8)

3. Triple H (And Stephanie McMahon) Talk Some INSANE B*LLOCKS

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Triple H cut quite the promo on this week’s RAW to build towards his upcoming WrestleMania 35 match with Batista.

In it, he ruined the legacy of Ric Flair, for Christ’s sake, because we can now never un-hear his pronunciation of Flair’s shoot name Richard Flee-urh. And brother, this whole thing was a shoot. Triple H even brought the death of Flair’s son into the storyline, and while Flair most certainly cleared this, is was so unnecessary. Trips continued by telling Dave that he wasn’t looking at the “character”; he was looking at the man. Everybody else on the show, we were left to infer, was a mere character. Everybody else on the show didn’t have a big enough d*ck to swing about.

“I’ll come to your freakin’ house, Dave, that work for ya?” Trips asked, and yeah, we’re calling b*llocks on that one. His ego forbids it. Unless there are several gigantic motorcycles parked at the gate of Batista’s house, and a ramp he can drive down towards a costume wardrobe full of Conan The Barbarian outfits, there is zero credibility behind that statement.

“Alexa,” Triple H would have to shout, between revving the throttle. “Play Motörhead!”

Stephanie, meanwhile, perhaps read the script and, never one to be outdone, thought “I can think of something even more preposterous than that!’

She referred to Ronda Rousey’s abdication of the RAW Women’s Championship as not a mere act of disrespect—it was “Blasphemy!”

No, it wasn’t.

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