5 Ups & 8 Downs From Last Night's WWE Raw (June 7)

1. Stupid Doll Horror Movie

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So glad to see Shayna Baszler jobbing to a stupid doll on Monday night in a horrid horror movie rip-off.

As if the entire saga involving Baszler, Reginald and the “accidents” that have caused Shayna to job left and right weren’t bad enough, or her picking a fight with a doll wasn’t dumb enough, Monday night raised (lowered?) the bar in a way that might have just shovelled a little more dirt on Raw.

Baszler appeared on Alexa’s Playground and refused to apologize to Lilly for calling her a stupid doll last week, opting instead to stop it. From there, everything went downhill. The lights flickered and pyro went off as Shayna fled. Backstage, items fell over near her, and Baszler rushed around repeating, “It’s just a stupid doll” as lights flickered while she desperately tried to find an unlocked door.

And then she barricaded herself in an office, where a conveniently placed mirror revealed Lilly behind her, leading to Baszler kicking the mirror and yelling. Then the lights went out and she screamed again.

Spooky! Can’t wait for the match between Shayna and Alexa now! So interesting!

Whichever writer is responsible should be fired and banned from doing anything except asking, “Would you like fries with that?” for eternity.

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Scott is a former journalist and longtime wrestling fan who was smart enough to abandon WCW during the Monday Night Wars the same time as the Radicalz. He fortunately became a fan in time for WrestleMania III and came back as a fan after a long high school hiatus before WM XIV. Monday nights in the Carlson household are reserved for viewing Raw -- for better or worse.