6 Ups And 8 Downs From Last Night's WWE Raw (March 6)
7. Saxton The Manchild
Last night, this column avoided making Byron Saxton a “down” of his own for his childlike outbursts, but he was spared because Fastlane itself was so terrible.
Not so Monday night. Saxton’s shrieking and gleeful cheering for New Day’s ice cream bike was so ridiculous that a reward should’ve been offered to anyone with a tranquilizer dart to put him down for a nap. Saxton proclaimed his love for a product that doesn’t even technically exist yet, declaring that he’d chase the New Day ice cream bike down the street, then mused about whether it was a Schwinn.
This is a human adult in Vince McMahon’s WWE, apparently. It’s the kind of thing that was so ridiculous that a 4-year-old probably was thinking, “Who’s the kid on commentary? I could do better than that!”