7 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (March 17)

3. Sorcery Is Real

Alberto El Patron
ImpactWrestling.com

It must be.

TNA has changed management companies, switched up its roster of headline talent and even changed its name - and yet, the curse of absolute ineptitude pervades it at every last turn. It was thought that the return of vaunted wrestling mind Dutch Mantell to the creative fold might usher in a new era of respectability to the rebranded Impact Wrestling, but the company, even without Dixie Carter haunting it, is seemingly cursed.

The belated hire of Alberto El Patron, a man who for a second time has reinvigorated himself on the independent circuit following his exit from WWE, was a sound one. But Impact Wrestling ballsed up his debut before he even stepped through the curtain. It was only marginally less disastrous than Rob Van Dam's 2010 debut, in which he blindsided Sting - as a babyface - and proceeded to get his clock cleaned with a baseball bat for about five minutes.

When Alberto El Patron emerged to make his entrance at the March 2 TV tapings he was met with a massive pop - but his entrance had to be reshot because some dimwitted tech staffer incorrectly cited his name as Alberto De Patron on his tron graphic.

You'd think the company could have just edited the audio from the original entrance into the footage of his corrected, naturally more muted second appearance - but Impact Wrestling is cursed, after all. Or utterly incompetent, one of the two.

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Michael Sidgwick is an editor, writer and podcaster for WhatCulture Wrestling. With over seven years of experience in wrestling analysis, Michael was published in the influential institution that was Power Slam magazine, and specialises in providing insights into All Elite Wrestling - so much so that he wrote a book about the subject. You can order Becoming All Elite: The Rise Of AEW on Amazon. Possessing a deep knowledge also of WWE, WCW, ECW and New Japan Pro Wrestling, Michael’s work has been publicly praised by former AEW World Champions Kenny Omega and MJF, and current Undisputed WWE Champion Cody Rhodes. When he isn’t putting your finger on why things are the way they are in the endlessly fascinating world of professional wrestling, Michael wraps his own around a hand grinder to explore the world of specialty coffee. Follow Michael on X (formerly known as Twitter) @MSidgwick for more!