7 Ups & 9 Downs From Last Night's WWE SmackDown (April 2)
4. The Miz Is Not A Badass
Nothing about this new "badass" side to The Miz's character is believable. Nothing at all.
This man has spent the vast majority of his career running from conflict, taking shortcuts, and generally behaving like a cowardly chickensh*t heel. Even during his original babyface singles run (which bombed, by the way), Miz wasn't an ass-kicker. He's not that guy, but a reality TV transplant who has admittedly paid his dues, but lacks the background, look, style, and literally everything else required to play a hardman.
Yet WWE continue taking 'The A-Lister' down this route. Last night saw him beat Sanity in a three-on-one Falls Count Anywhere handicap match. Read that sentence again. If someone had told you such a thing four weeks ago you'd have keeled over laughing, and yet it went down on last night's SmackDown.
Mike Mizanin is a wonderful sports entertainer with an uncanny ability to get almost anything over, but this is a step too far, even for him. It's impossible to suspend disbelief for this character. While he can be a compelling babyface in 2019, he can't play this specific kind of babyface. At all.