7 Wrestlers Who Should Never Sign With WWE (And Why)

5. Dalton Castle

Dalton Castle is, to be blunt, one of the best things in all of wrestling. We included him in our top 100 in the world last year and, since then he’s only gotten better. Right now he’s the Ring of Honor World Champion and looks every bit a megastar in the making.

He’s followed around by two shirtless, mask-wearing men, who he refers to exclusively as his "boys" and just treats as human furniture. They’re basically his Wilbourn and Andy.

It’s not just his in-ring work though, his gimmick is flamboyant, fabulous, androgynous, progressive and, crucially, one of the most original characters going at the moment. Just look at him. You’ve never seen anything like that.

But what would his gimmick in WWE be? What would Vince think the second he saw him? Big gay pirate.