7 Wrestlers Who Should Never Sign With WWE (And Why)

6. Walter

WALTER PROGRESS
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Have you ever Walter wrestle? He does things like this...

He is, on any show, one of the most brutal and captivating to watch all night. I’ve been at the back of the room for his matches and felt his chops loosening my teeth. I wanted to physically jump the barricade and stop him beating up David Starr, even though I’d have been killed.

Sadly though, Walter has suffered the misfortune of being born in the beautiful city of Vienna, Austria so, were he ever to make it to main roster, he’d be painted as just “Generic Foreign Baddie Number 5”.

Making his way to the ring, from Austria, Germany, Baron Gunter Vilhelm. Walter mate, if you’re reading - stay on the indies caving people’s chests in, you deserve better than them.

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