7 WWE Superstars Who Need New Theme Songs

6. Nia Jax

Simply put: this song sucks.

While The Usos’ theme is just generic and lacking personality, Nia Jax’s theme is generic, lacking personality, and just a poor quality piece of music. The melody is bad, the vocals are weak and amateurish, and the track is a discordant mix of electro dance and rock.

Once again, CFO$’s over-reliance on artificial instrumentation creates a song that sounds cheap and generic. Nia Jax, given her look, should be the monster of RAW’s women’s division, but she has a song that sounds more like it should be the theme for a catty clique of girls on a CW teen drama.

Look at Braun Strowman, who just has loud roar over heavy metal. It lets you know that a big scary man is coming after you. Even Tamina on SmackDown has a dark, menacing tribal soundtrack that evokes the feeling of an approaching beast. When you hear Nia’s theme, all you do is groan as this non-intimidating woman approaches the ring to a cheap, lackluster track.

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