7 WWE Superstars Who Need New Theme Songs

3. Seth Rollins

Of the ex-Shield members, Seth Rollins does not have the worst theme music (we'll get to the worst later), but that does not mean his song Second Coming is good.

What else is there to say other than that this song sounds like Metallica's St. Anger, which has rightfully been derided for being just an assault of noise. The clattering of drums and guitars does not get someone pumped up, it makes them annoyed, and it's like that for the entire song. The tempo is alright, as it's upbeat enough for Seth to bop his head as he marches down to the ring, but it suffers from all the noise, noise, noise, noise, NOISE!

Plus, it just sounds dated. It feels like most of WWE, and wrestling in general, has moved on from the moody buttrock aesthetic of the late '90s and early-to-mid 2000s. It doesn't sound like a cool throwback in a sea of pop and rap - it sounds like WWE trying to hard and giving Seth a song that doesn't sound "cool."

Well as Metallica learned with St. Anger, crappy noise is not cool.

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