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10. Shot Put: Rusev

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It's a good job Rusev reverted to his Bulgarian nationality or else he may very well not be permitted to compete at Rio.

He may have disowned Russia, but he still merits the Order of the Soviet Union that he proudly wears around his neck. A squat, superstrong brute of a man, Rusev has all the physical attributes to be a champion shot putter. Is there another man on the WWE's books who looks more adept at hurling a bloody great cannonball across a long distance?

Rusev was a proficient rower in his youth also, so the single sculls could be an area for him to bolster his medal tally. What a talented b*stard.

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