One MIND-BLOWING Secret From Every WWE Royal Rumble
1998 - Hulk Hogan Was Teased To Appear…
…sort of.
A carny business like pro wrestling was always going to gravitate to the hotline racket, because it - a pre-mainstream internet means of spreading gossip - was a flagrant work. If you’re a younger fan who knows nothing about it, here’s a rundown:
It would cost a small fortune to make the phone call; if your parents were wise to the scheme, they’d never let you ring the number. If you somehow successfully pestered them into a state of “whatever, just leave me alone for five goddamn minutes” fatigue, you will recall how it worked.
The host service would keep you on the line forever, would first reel off short summaries of the promised scoops, promote some other stuff for an eternity, and then in excruciating detail and at a slow pace run through said scoops in the order of least to most interesting. By the time you got to the information you very clearly specifically utilised the service to learn, it was revealed not to be major breaking news at all.
Ahead of Royal Rumble 1998, the WWF Hotline promised the scoop on those red-hot rumours about Hulk Hogan’s shocking, epic World Wrestling Federation comeback. Was he jumping from WCW (or the New World Order) to the WWF and returning at the Royal Rumble?! Which, conveniently, is just days away?!
Customers were told that, in no uncertain terms, no: Hogan is not returning. They need not have bothered clarifying what wasn’t exactly the talking point on everybody’s lips - but, by teasing that this was something of a possibility, enough to shoot down anyway, they made a few quid.