One Moment WWE Wants You To Forget From Every Year (1985 to 2026)
29. 1998 - CUT!
The real tale of John Wayne Bobbitt is a long way from the wacky story of a guy tracking down his bits and bobs in a field following an uncomfortable and terrifying severing by an angry spurned lover. Even a passing glance at how he treated ex-wife Lorena before the incident that made bizarre celebrities of both of them paints such a hideous picture that sympathy for his plight is fairly hard to come by.
Meanwhile, if you're Vince McMahon, Vince Russo or most roaring arrested development adolescents involved in producing WWE in 1998, you read the headline, consider her another "crazy" ex, and get a hold of the castrated guy and link him up with the adult film star character that just suffered a similar fate via samurai sword.
Evidently, nobody did any of the background reading on Bobbit. He came in to make a joke storyline even more preposterous, shrugged and plugged his way through a segment limper than Val's own venis during the fateful closing moments of the prior week's show. A shrinkage joke then, a shrinkage joke here, and an otherwise extremely distasteful usage of a celebrity waved away just like everything else in this extremely different time.