Ranking The Worst Performer In Every WWE Royal Rumble Match
32. 1996 - Squat Teamer #2
Lasted 0:24.
Recommended to Vince McMahon by Mick Foley, who had worked with the duo during his time in Japan, both members of the Headhunters - rechristened the Squat Team for their WWF debut because of course they were - were entered into the 1996 Royal Rumble match, neither of them leaving a remarkable impression in their respective performances.
With Squat Teamer #1's time in the match clocking in at one minute and seven seconds, until Vader victimised him, it was up to Squat Teamer #2 to get the job done. He lasted about a third of the time his partner did, being in the match for just 24 seconds until being dumped out by previous Rumble winner Yokozuna for a combined Squat Team presentation of one minute and 31 seconds.
Four-figure paydays each mind. Comfortably the easiest money they've earned for what was, really, nothing more than an entrance.