15 Most Ridiculous Items Available On WWEShop.com

10. CM Punk Piggy Bank

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Despite walking out on the company CM Punk is still a cash cow for the WWE, Punk merchandise is heavily featured across WWEShop.com.

The brand of CM Punk has been responsbile for many memorable T-Shirts in the last decade, 'Best In The World', 'Knees To Faces' 'Straight Edge Savior' not many can lay claim to such a great run of merchandise. Despite all the Punk inspired memorabilia sold however, this unassuming item has them all beat.

Not only is it his greatest item but it may in fact be may be the single greatest piece of merchandise that has ever existed. So many highlights, so little time; if you had to go with one it has to be the signature wolverine mutton chops.

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9. Kane Replica Outer Mask

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Who knew there was such a thing as an "outer mask". After nearly two decades in the WWE Kane has worn a number of masks,this is evident from the 5(!) different variations sold on WWEShop.com. Completely forgettable, here is the one he wore for a whole of 3 weeks.

A failure on so many levels, how your actually meant to see or breath in this mask is a mystery in itself.

Honorable mentions must be also be granted to this noteworthy pair, at the exact same price the WWE merchandise team tells its fans that a ropey black wig is literally worthless. Did an intern just decide to go rummaging through the bins of a fancy dress store?

The thought process behind choosing which one of these two masks to buy boggles the mind.

8. William Regal "Keep Calm" Orange Special Edition T-Shirt

(Mercifully only available on WWE Euroshop) For our non-British audience "Keep calm and..." is an inexplicably popular trend (based on a World War II motivational poster) that has dominated a range of merchandise throughout much of 2013-2014. T-Shirts, Dinner Plates and Toilet Seats the list goes on, all have at one point or another adorned the frustrating catchphrase. Always a company who can be relied on to shoehorn themselves into cultural trends, the WWE have now capitalised with this mess. The reason for the bright orange colour you ask. Bright orange is the colour of Williams Regal's hometown football team Blackpool FC. A design so uninspired even the great man himself mocked the T-Shirt on his twitter account.

7. Ryback "Ryback Rules" Lamp

According to WWEShop "WWE Superstar Lamps add a unique, yet affordable style to any home decor. Fun and original shade design provides a sense of fun and modern styling to your environment". The complete opposite of stylish, the description clearly markets the item towards both children but also adult men. Any male over the age of 18 who managed to charm a woman in to bed whilst proudly displaying this in his apartment should be awarded a Nobel Peace Prize for mastering the female human psyche.