15 Most Ridiculous Items Available On WWEShop.com

14. Total Divas Poster

!--> Ratings show that €œreality€ entertainment TV show €˜Total Divas€™ has actually been a moderate success, even so the need for this nearly $20.00 poster is debatable. The poster features all 7 Divas of the inaugural season in all their airbrushed glory, even the one with curly hair nobody knows the name of. The designers must at least be given some credit, this static photo manages to be more animated and shows more depth than any of the 'Total Divas' manage on the show itself.

13. Big Bossman "Like A Boss" OTR T-Shirt

An item that makes the list for being as awesome as it is ridiculous, the item is described as €œretro€, this is clearly false advertising as the T-Shirt transcends time itself. Forget about €˜Austin 3:16€™ if this was released in the 'Attitude' era it would have shattered merchandise records. A masterpiece so monumental even Vince McMahon himself felt the need to get in on the act.

Admittedly not as good as the €˜Big Boss Man€™ version it still receives a perfect rating from the WWE universe. On a scale of 1 to 5 both deserve about 103.

12. WWE Cruiserweight Championship Replica Title Belt

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Not even the version of the belt that resulted in numerous classics during the heyday of WCW, no doubt the kid who bought this is either the offspring of millionaires or likely has an unhealthy obsession with Nunzio, Funaki and Hornswoggle.

If you€™re going to buy a WWE replica belt and don€™t want to go with the time-tested tradition of the flagship WWE World Championship, then surely the outstanding number below is the one for you.

You may need to take a 2nd mortgage out on your house.

11. Hulk Hogan "Python Power" Retro Authentic T-Shirt

Since the infamous 'Always Pounding Ass' Acolytes T-Shirt , WWE merchandise has a long history of unintentionally humorous innuendos, this Hogan effort is the latest addition. Uytrefs Long removed from the days of taking vitamins and saying his prayers, the €˜Hulkster€™ now apparently relies on 'Python Power'. Sounding more like something an immature teenage male would say, if it wasn't for a sex tape that scarred the eyes of the world, many would think Hulk Hogan actually wore this T-Shirt every time he slept with his latest wife.

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