For all fans of Hornswoggle you can now buy a standee of a 5 year old gimmick. WWE standees have been around for years, the reason they are produced understandable. Kids everywhere can stand in awe of a 7ft replica of the Big Show, extremely creepy male fans in their basement probably do unfortunate and inexplicable things to ones of AJ Lee. The reasons for one of a dwarf in a shiny green suit and dirt on his face - unknown.
Somewhere someone has this proudly on display next to their replica WWE Cruiserweight Championship.
5. Daniel Bryan Official Costume Beard
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4. Cameron "Girl Bye" T-Shirt
For a women who once proclaimed Alicia Fox vs Melina to be the greatest match in the history of the WWE and who as little as 3 years ago seemingly didn't know professional wrestling even existed, Cameron has certainly done well for herself. The Funkadactyl recently competed at Wrestlemania and now in the minds of the WWE merchandise team has spawned one of the most popular catchphrases in WWE folklore. Joining such infamous lines as "That's The Bottom Line" and "Just Bring It"; this piece of modern art simply displays the words "Girl...Bye!" It's a statement of lyrical genius that shows Cameron's talents know no boundaries.
3. Brock Lesnar "Eat Sleep Poop Repeat" Creeper
As we all know Brock Lesnar recently broke the Undertaker's Wrestlemania streak. Unfortunately not even the 'Beast' himself can break the streak of ridiculous WWE merchandising. Brock Lesnar's most recent WWE tenure has been responsible for some choice merchandise designs, namely his 'Eat, Sleep, Conquer, Repeat' T-Shirt. This effort targeted towards the apparently significant market of toddlers who follow the world of professional wrestling is not one of them. Even as a former NCAA and UFC Champion if this atrocity was ever promoted on WWE television Brock Lesnar would lose his credibility quicker than the mastermind behind it should have been fired.
