The Really Weird Secret WWE Is ACTUALLY About

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What's Pearce's issue with Drew McIntyre?

Drew is not a disruption to the show, nor does he hold any values that Pearce can't sanction. McIntyre isn't a convincing underdog, if that's what they're going for. He's f*cking massive. He's neither Steve Austin nor Daniel Bryan. He's Drew McIntyre: a hard-working babyface built in the classic WWE image. Nobody could possibly have a believable issue with him. And yet Pearce does, because one act is a goodie, and the other is a baddie - and because moronic admin staff are the central characters on RAW and SmackDown, a show themed on systemic mismanagement.

In the finale of The Wire, an otherwise seminal TV show, an on-the-nose montage is shown of various characters being replaced by their spiritual successors. The cop who gives a sh*t is replaced by another cop who gives a sh*t toiling in the futility of corruption, which extends to the next shift in a political landscape that does nothing to prevent the next failed generation from succumbing to addiction. Everything proceeds cyclically in a broken system. WWE's TV product from 2002 onwards isn't too dissimilar to it, in a weird, indirect parallel. Between the firings of Vickie Guerrero, Brad Maddox and Baron Corbin, WWE is actually telling a sobering story of its own institutional failings. WWE is a satire of capitalism. F*ck the Mega Powers Exploding; it's the most effective long-term story the company has ever penned.

WWE is also 'Succession', only...not good. A fading force of a founding presence is still clinging to power, and everybody underneath him is a craven dipsh*t with an inability to actually succeed him.

Even the best thing WWE has going for it is an indictment of itself.

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Michael Sidgwick is an editor, writer and podcaster for WhatCulture Wrestling. With over seven years of experience in wrestling analysis, Michael was published in the influential institution that was Power Slam magazine, and specialises in providing insights into All Elite Wrestling - so much so that he wrote a book about the subject. You can order Becoming All Elite: The Rise Of AEW on Amazon. Possessing a deep knowledge also of WWE, WCW, ECW and New Japan Pro Wrestling, Michael’s work has been publicly praised by former AEW World Champions Kenny Omega and MJF, and surefire Undisputed WWE Universal Champion Cody Rhodes. When he isn’t putting your finger on why things are the way they are in the endlessly fascinating world of professional wrestling, Michael wraps his own around a hand grinder to explore the world of specialty coffee. Follow Michael on X (formerly known as Twitter) @MSidgwick for more!