3. Joseph Park
Another classic example of why TNA is so damn shitty, Joseph Park. Making his Impact debut as Hulk Hogan's lawyer, Joseph Park had no intentions of wrestling. Eventually he kept getting his ass kicked by The Aces & Eights so he begged Hulk for the opportunity to get in the ring. Hulk of course obliged, ONLY if Park went to wrestling school. Ugghh, if you've already stopped reading this I don't blame you. Anyways, so TNA decides to show footage of Park at the wrestling school 'learning' how to wrestle. Horrible story short, he eventually came back and got his revenge on The Aces & Eights by winning a few matches. Is he on this list because he's a lawyer turned wrestler? No. Is he on this list because he's Abyss's brother? NO. He's on this list because HE IS ABYSS. EVERYONE knows he's Abyss yet the genius's at TNA think they can continue to pretend that he's just Abyss's brother. The whole situation is way beyond logic and reason. I understand that not everyone is a smark or a wrestling mark BUT a 10 year old kid can figure out they're the same person. Another classic example of why TNA is failing. Good call on the booking Hulkster!