WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week

4. BroCrap

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Why are the Bromans faces? Why are they back together? Why is Robbie E still doing this awful gimmick years after The Jersey Shore ended? Whatever happened to his valet Cookie? These are all questions that TNA has never decided to answer for me and you. Well, in the neverending world of wrestlers getting their own talk shows, Eli Drake was awarded with one this week.

To be fair, the man is pretty good on the mic, but his career as a talk show host is off to a worse start than Chevy Chase's. His first guests were The BroMans, which means every single other wrestler on the roster said no to him. Having a heel berate two other guys that should also be heels, who are wearing frames without glasses, and obnoxiously dancing their way to the ring did not make for good TV. I was torn on who to hate more.

The segment ended with The Bromans simultaneously saying €œThe only dummy in the Impact Zone is E-L-I Drake!€ That€™s a lot of words to say at the same time. I could have bought them saying "Eli Drake" at the same time, but they got greedy. It€™s almost like they rehearsed it.

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