5. The Haunted Barn Returns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaTGrHhU_Qg Last night I woke up in a cold sweat after screaming out in my sleep "No James Storm, don't go into that haunted barn...because you used to be entertaining, and now you're reduced to being a third rate imitation of Bray Wyatt! Also, this is really stupid!" Luckily, I woke up, and after my landlord calmed me down and fined me for waking up my neighbors, I fell back asleep with the light on. I don't want to be haunted by the ghost of this segment. Unfortunately, Ghost Asylum isn't the only ghost show on Destination America, so we may see some more corporate synergy segments worse than that time The Jetsons met The Flintstones. We've still got A Haunting and Mountain Monsters left to appear on Impact. When the network gets tired of that, perhaps they can bring in the hosts of Deep Fried Masters and BBQ Pitmasters and they can make grilled cheese sandwiches with Abyss.
Andrew Soucek
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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