WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (April 3)

3. Happy Birthday!

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Call me crazy, but didn€™t The Big Show give The Big Red Machine a nice friendly hug last week, and then Kane treated him with a chokelslam just for the hell of it? Because this week on Raw, the two teamed up and seemed totally cool with each other. Did Kane apologize for what happened last week via text message? €œSrry I choke slammed u. Was having bad day, b/c I don€™t want to be in Andre battle royale. Will u be my partner this week? Hugs. - Kane€

Besides that, the two made themselves look a bit like a**holes by beating up Curtis Axel just a minute after he wished his dead father a happy birthday. Yeah, screw that guy for giving us a touching moment on our wrestling program. Go get him!

The company has also failed at making it seem like anyone but Kane or Big Show is going to win the battle royal, which is super depressing. They should strongly consider turning future editions of the match into a gimmick battle royal like they did at Mania 17. I would rather see Val Venis and Beaver Cleavage for a few minutes than the Superstars C-Team in action.

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