2. The Power Of Dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOrgmqcDyRY When a wrestling promotion gets desperate on what to do with a particular talent, the answer is always to make them dance! Lance Storm, Rikishi, Brodus Clay, The Great Khali, the fun just never stops! When will people realize that no one will ever surpass Alex Wrights moves? Well, over on Impact, Khoya is out of The Revolution, and wants to be known by Mahabali Shera. Thats not all, though, he just wants to have fun and be entertaining and all that stuff. So, he must dance. Out of absolutely nowhere, he realized that he was born to dance, not fight. So dance he did, which revolves around crossing your arms and pointing your fingers while swaying side to side. The crowd surprisingly seemed to be into it briefly, as Shera awkwardly tried to teach them. One lady tried to high-five him, he turned away, and the awkwardness was palpable for us all. Luckily Manik got in on the fun. Thats all it took. Months of brainwashing can be undone, by some good old fashioned dancing. If only dance could cure the pain I felt from watching that segment.
Andrew Soucek
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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