WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (Feb 12)

2. An Indecent Proposal

Braxton Sutter
Impact Wrestling

Have you ever been talking to someone you’ve been dating, and then accidentally dropped something, and then when you went to pick it up they thought you were proposing marriage and immediately said "yes" and then you never had the chance to explain, and for some reason you never texted or called them later to follow up, and because of that you somehow had to marry him/her in two weeks on a national television show? Of course. We’ve all been there. The latest person to suffer this quirky happenstance was Braxton Sutter on Impact.

Sutter went to break up with Laurel Van Ness, but that damn water bottle slipped out of his hand at the most inconvenient time possible and a slight misunderstanding commenced, like a standard episode of Three's Company. Now they will be together forever.

There’s some things in wrestling that are so insanely dumb they’re kind of fun, and this maybe treads in that area. It’s like TNA couldn’t think of a single logical reason as to how those two would get married (I mean, at least Kane had to win a match for the right to marry Lita), so they didn’t even bother. I’m not sure whether to give the company a little credit because of how stupid it is, or just roll with it.

Still, marriage by butterfingers has to be considered a worst in any storytelling universe.

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