2. Feeling Bored? Turn The Channel
Go away Todd Chrisley! You already annoy me for 30 minutes worth of commercials every single week on Raw. I dont need more of you. For years, Vince McMahon felt ashamed of himself that he wasnt able to lure big time advertisers to his product. His show was too dumb, and too risque for corporate America to get behind. Well, the second problem has been fixed with the PG era, so now we have the good people at Coca-Cola and Burger King giving us our wrestling. Vince isnt satisfied with a regular commercial during a commercial break though. We need WWE Superstars shilling junk food. Last week it was the Social Outcasts, this week it was the Divas teaming with Todd fing Chrisley to eat a Snickers. This week Lucha Underground delivered possibly the best wrestling hour of the year in Aztec Warfare. It had crazy in-ring action, well-written characters, hot debuts, and tied up and introduced a bunch of storylines. WWE, less than two weeks before their biggest show of the year gave us Todd Chrisley morphing into Natalya. I dont know how to really finish that thought, as its too depressing to think about. If only there was some sort of chocolate candy bar to make me feel better.
Andrew Soucek
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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