WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (March 13)
4. False Advertising
Brock Lesnar has been looking to get his revenge on Bray Wyatt, because the cult leaders gang of smelly hobos threw him over the top rope of a wrestling ring. The company seemed to realize that the two werent a great fit for each other, so they decided to burn through the match at Roadblock, as opposed to making it a marquee Mania match. Fair enough. Except they didnt deliver on that promoted match. Despite being advertised on TV, with Bray cutting promos on Lesnar, we were given Luke Harper vs. Brock. The leader stepped out and gave us one of his henchmen, who is a henchman who hasnt won a singles match on TV in seven months. Has Suplex City ever been so unnecessary? The sad thing is, despite Bray and Brock being great talents in their own right, this didnt create more heat for their eventual showdown, because there was no heat to begin with.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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