WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (March 22)
5. Interspecies Match
I dont get it. Five men and one woman in a wrestling match, what makes it considered interspecies? Oh...wait, because one of them is in fully grown adult in a a bull outfit. Oh yeah, thats right. Truth be told, the interspecies match wasnt as awful as it could have been. Its mainly the idea of it that deters one from wanting to spend two hours of their Friday night on WWEs B-show. Labeling something the first ever doesnt mean its a good idea. WWE could promote a first ever Mop Match, or a 60 minute Iron Man Tickle Fight with Kane and Big Show and those would also be deterrents. Youd think Vince McMahon could take just a couple weeks off before WrestleMania each year to not book matches just because he thinks its funny. Unfortunately, no time is the wrong time for Vinces humor.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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