Ryback was in Bray Wyatts way and that is why theyre having a feud. In his way? What does that even mean? At the buffet line? Was Bray watching reruns of Two and a Half Men and Ryback walked in front of the TV? Or is this simply the laziest excuse that WWE has ever come up with for a feud? I mean, Jericho spilling coffee on Kane was bad, but that was like Game of Thrones compared to this. All those weeks of Bray being all cryptic in his magical smoking bathroom lead to Ryback. A pretty big downer. There was a collective sigh from the WWE Universe when that was revealed. Perhaps Ryback should have been reading The Secret more closely, and envisioned Bray not attacking him. Well, here we go anyway. Evil cult leader vs. Hungry Man because he was blocking Bray's view of something, somewhere, at some point.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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