6. The Saddest Sale Of The Year
TNA is cleaning house! This time not on their wrestlers, but on their merchandise. Its their annual fall sale, so get ready to open up your wallets. I got dibs on a Crazy Steve autograph! During multiple commercials on Impact, they hyped big savings on calendars, videos featuring Sting (whatever happened to that guy?) and T-shirts! The shirt they chose to feature by name was one of The Rising. What? NO WAY! Do they still have some Samoa Joe socks I can get too? For the TNA faithful, The Rising was a decent, but brief stable that lasted a mere four months. They also ended months ago. Think about WWE taking TV time to promote a sale on Miz and Mizdow merchandise on their website. Actually, that would be less ridiculous, because those two were together longer and were more popular. Well, at least they werent unloading Hulk Hogan tank tops.
Andrew Soucek
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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