So this is what the Intercontinental title has been reduced to huh? Spray tan butt jokes? SPRAY TAN BUTT JOKES?? I dont recall Tito Santana or Randy Savage stooping to that level. With the celebrity hacking scandal that has been in the news, most rational people rallied around the fact that it was an egregious violation of their privacy to have their photos stolen. On Raw, though, were supposed to love the fact that Dolph Ziggler hired someone (Im assuming) to hack into The Mizs computer to steal spray tan butt photos which he had taken for some reason. You know, I actually got a kick out of Damien Sandow mimicking all of The Mizs movements on Raw. That was the most entertainment Id gotten out of him in months. But the awfulness of those photos kind of ruined everything else. And wasnt it just last week that WWE tried to get Michael Sam on the show for some cheap publicity to show how all-inclusive they are? Well, those bathroom photos showed that it sure didnt take them long to delve back into their homophobic humor ways.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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