WWE Royal Rumble 2025: Predicting Literally EVERYTHING
9. Shortest Time aka Fastest Elimination
Speaking of all eyes being on those who do amazing stunts and have a great showing, some people are more of the "blink and you'll miss them" types in the Royal Rumble match.
No matter how WWE books it, there will inevitably be someone who ends up being eliminated quicker than everyone else to become the overall biggest loser of the entire gauntlet.
Some years, it's played for laughs specifically to get a pop, like Santino Marella's record 1 second time in 2009, or Bushwhacker Luke walking in and out of the ring. Other times, like in 2022, Mighty Molly Holly just happened to last 5 seconds shorter than Ivory.
This year, while there are always possibilities for people like The Miz and Chelsea Green and other more comedic wrestlers to do a gag spot, one of the prime candidates to be a bumbling fool for the men's division would be Kofi Kingston, who (along with Xavier Woods) has been ostracized from the entire roster at this point, which may result in everyone teaming up to get him out super fast as a fun twist on how he normally can save himself.
On the women's side, it wouldn't be shocking to see Blair Davenport or Isla Dawn not last very long for no reason other than that there are bigger fish to fry and they are both sadly consistently overlooked.