Wow, what did we do to deserve a Raw like that? Vince, just tell me and I wont do it again! We had five matches that went under two and a half minutes, a couple of sisters with questionable acting and wrestling skills dominating the talking segments, and a giant bunny attacking Heath Slater. Actually, that last one was so bizarre that I kind of liked it. Make that thing the US Champion. It already entertains me more than Sheamus. Also how is Raw going to have a season premiere this Sunday when they didnt have a season finale last week? Well if we get bunch of Raws like that one in our future, they may have to be more concerned about a series finale! Would they go with the Sopranos ending and have the screen cut black as John Cena is at a diner with Nikki Bella? Or would they go the M*A*S*H route where its all hugs and tears? Well, there were a lot tears this week as watching Raw was like having X-Pac Bronco Bust my face while Chyna was filming it. Well lets not waste anymore time, lets load the spaceship with the rocket fuel and blast off to planet worst of the week, which is inhabited by WWE and TNA.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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