10 Comic Book Characters Who Look Like Morons

5. Wolverine

Wolverine is pretty much the ultimate comics badass. He's the best there is at what he does, and what he does isn't very nice. Maybe he's referring to his costume design skills here, because ol' Logan has had a number of questionable attire choices in his tenure as the X-Men's top guy. For our money though, the yellow costume is the worst one. Why would a guy as inhumanly, terrifyingly tough wear such a garish monstrosity? It's only to the character's credit that people look past the terrible costume. Maybe it's a similar logic to that Johnny Cash song A Boy Named Sue. The song is about a young man with a deadbeat father, whose only contribution to his life is naming him Sue. You know, a girls name. Consequently, the boy grows up extra tough and mean, as he has to constantly defend himself from bullies and the like who make fun of his name. Our point being, Wolverine wears a lame yellow costume because it forces him to raise his level of badassery in order to compensate? Or maybe it's just a bad design. Come to think of it, the X-Men Universe is full of dodgy costumes...
 
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