The Scissormen are a race of beings who come from a city called Orqwith. Orqwith is a strange, complicated place, in that it was created when a group of philosophers wrote an encyclopaedia for a world that did not exist. It was destroyed by a contradiction revealed in the solution to a variation on a traditional riddle. Making sense yet? Thought not. Anyway, they wear red and black full bodysuits and have completely featureless faces. They speak in a very random manner that seems to resemble dada poetry, created by cutting up text and rearranging its constituent words in a random order. Although they appear to be humanoid and made of flesh and bone, when struck hard enough to be defeated, they seem to leave nothing but a pile of cloth. Their power is that, when they attack using their scissor-hands, they literally cut their victims out of reality. However, they were all destroyed along with the destruction of Orqwith.
