10 Dumbest Batman Moments You Won't Believe

4. The Devil's Music - Batman: Fortunate Son

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What would Batman be like if instead of just fighting crime he was the voice of all angry parents who hate the devil's music: rock and roll? Look no further than the stupid plot of Batman: Fortunate Son.

Taking his role as Bat-dad very seriously, Batman is concerned about Robin's interest in Rock and Roll. As he puts it: "Insanity reverberates in every chord of this music you love."

Why does the Dark Knight have such a personal grudge against an entire sweeping genre of music? Right before Batman's parents were killed, Bruce Wayne's dad apparently gave him a talk about how they don't listen to "that sort of music" in their home.

And don't get the Dark Knight started on PUNK. Or maybe do, then you can hear his beautiful rants about how Robin's musical infatuations are clouding his judgement when it comes to matters of crime fighting. That's the good stuff.

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