10. Fat Man & Little Boy - Sin City
Probably the most incompetent assassins in comic book history, Burt Schlubb (Fat Man) and Douglas Klump (Little Boy) add such much needed light to Frank Miller's dark and gritty world. Spectacularly useless at their chosen profession, most of the male protagonists in Sin City have come up against them and easily had the better of them-twice in John Hartigan's case. Named after the two atomic bombs dropped in World War II, Fat Man and Little Boy have little explosive about them. Their stupidity is exacerbated by their delusions of their own intelligence levels, and their speech littered with mangled similes and pretentious nonsense. Easily the funniest characters in the series.